Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Original Thinking

It doesn't happen much anymore.


Another tale of Legate Wulfe The Unhinged came today.  Did the Malacath daedric quest more or less for the hell of it.  Wound up at this stronghold of Klingons--wait, Orcs getting ganked by a giant.  Apparently the chieftain, Gowron Yamarz managed to displease Kahless Malacath.  He was summoned by the Monks of Boreth Atub and told the guy to man up.  After some oddly manly whining, he got squished by a different giant and I wound up with the Sword of Kahless Volendrung, which looked kinda Khorne-ey.


I also digged up some info on the Dark Brotherhood quests.  You get to wear a chef's hat.  Behold as the Dragonborn tears about with the fearsome shout  BOY AR DEE, that smothers his foes in canned ravioli and BORK BORK BORK which summons deadly ethereal chocolate mooses.  And finally CHEF  RAM  ZEY, that doesn't do much but intimidate anybody within 50 meters of a cooking pot.


Also, burninating trolls never gets old.

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