Friday, August 29, 2014

If You Give A Mouse A Cookie...

Clear your browser cache, dumbass.


Anyway, been tearing about with the new tanks in WoT.  Came up with a funny concept.


Battlebrix, new from Hasbro.  Look in wonder as mighty heroes and vile villains struggle to reach speeds of THREE!  Gaze in awe while they pour milk on fresh fired shells and proceed to munch!  Behold in reverence as they throw tracks like a boss!


We could have special sets like the Churchill Brothers that guzzle tea and be all stiff upper lipped.  The Mighty TOG that has special steamtroller powers.  Make them mooks go squish!  These guys could even have limited runs painted in blue and including free jelly babies.


Then things like D.W. that delivers pain in 30 minutes or less or your money back! King Tiger, the first tank to attend a Furcon!


Hell even E6-X, with its supreme scare-the-locust-shitless powers.


Battlebrix!  Buy them today and watch them squash evil...eventually!

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