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Been tearing about and wrecking evil in Dragon Age: Inquisition. Somebody at Bioware likes Mortal Kombat a lot, since they made a wonderful little combo of Scorpion's Get Over Here with a Sub-Zero's Freeze of Death (my terms) that makes the mooks go squish.
The characters are pretty inspired too. I love Varric AKA Snarky the Eighth Dwarf and his Bianca AKA the +10 Crossbow of Killing Stuff. Iron Bull is also very much the shit, especially with that pack of loonies he leads. Sera is...well when she's not being funny I want to scream at her to go back to her tree and make some damn cookies, to be honest. Like hot sauce, Sera is best in small doses before burnout sets in.
The loot is also pretty awesome, too, and is accompanied by the return of Badass Dress-up. The armor sets aren't quite as extensive as, say, Dragon's Dogma, but it's balanced by having a nice crafting system, plus lot's of customizing for you death-dealing pleasure. You can even tint your swag, so my dudes are tearing about in Luer's Raiders colors for damn once.
Psst, Bioware! Work out a deal and give Butt Stallion a cameo as a DLC mount!
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